Ok. So last week we got to see Pam and Eric's relationship from the first meeting. We needed that back story to break it all off this episode. Yes, Eric has released Pam. Why, you ask?

Last week Eric and Bill told the Vampire Authority they would find Russell Edgington so the Guardian released them in the woods dressed as Trekkies and wearing armor that could kill them if unarmed. They can't seem to figure out who dug up Russell and there were only 4 vamps that knew where he was buried. Who could it be? Let's go ask Pam.

Ok. Let's actually freak out on Pam leaving her to cry bloody tears and remind us of her allegiance. Eric says he doesn't trust anyone so Pam tells him to release her from him. "As your maker, I release you", I believe are the magic words. Scene blackout.

Let's see if Jessica knows. Nope. Bill searches his house for a bug and finds a joint instead. Haha. Jokey jokey. He's not mad at Jessica. He's actually proud of what he made. How come my dad never said he was proud of me when he found my joints? Jessica mentions that Sookie's been having a rough time. I guess she has so let's get to her.

Sookie told Alcide last week that she killed Debbie so Alcide decided to tell the Pelts that Debbie was killed. Who did he blame? The old pack master whose throat he ripped out. Easy peg. Sookie also has pissed off so many people by having Tara turned that Lafayette turns into dead boyfriend's demon face and possesses Sookie's car. Watch out, Sook! Your car has turned into Herbie!! Sookie can't take it anymore so she gets drunk. Oh, look! Alcide is at the door. Let's make him get drunk with us and then tell him he loves us while Bill is watching creepily outside. Eric shows up to tell Bill he's creepy but Bill has to point out that all he wanted to do was to see if she was ok. Ho Hum. One un-annoying thing Tara said this episode was that Sookie can get anyone to take a bullet for her. She's right and Sookie has also become a bit of the town bicycle. Everyone has taken a ride.

Meanwhile, back at Merlotte's Sam's "running buddies" stop in to see if he's up for a night of shape shifting mayhem. He says ok but when he turns up for a naked run he finds no one naked or running. In fact, no one was moving at all. Yikes.

Back to the Authority. Nora is finally ready to give up names of the rogue vamps who are conspiring against the Authority. Oooooo, there is one who works closely with the Guardian. One who is quite young and has used his sweet Mac Air to post a video of a kill. Naughty naughty. At least he was given that awesome computer as a perk before his death. Wait! They all got one? Nice job, Apple. Irritating plug!

Let's end this. Jason and Andy end up at a fairy party. There's theatrical dancing with butchy girls and fancy men. Andy runs into his magical one night stand from last season there and Jason runs into his cousin. Meet Hadley. Hadley who is nothing like she is in the books but Hadley nonetheless. Hadley tells Jason that Sookie is in danger (no shit) and that his parents didn't die in a flood. Oops, Hadley. She tries to tell more but a fight breaks out and Jason and Andy are thrown out through the portal they came in on. What?! Whaaat?! AND………blackout.

See you all next week!