True Blood: “Somebody That I Used To Know”
Sam is Sam but Sam ain't Sam.
August 2, 2012 8:30 amSlade
So we're getting there. Cute to play on the Gotye song.
Bill has gone astray and Eric can't control his sister. The Authority is out of hand and ready to kill as many humans as they can. We get to finally see Bill have an edge. Almost the same edge they showed in Pam's flashback when he had just been turned. Relentless and ready for anything.
Now poor Luna has had a rough time with being cooped up in the hospital while Sam "sniffs" around for clues. With one "hater" found, she freaks out and gets super duper angry. Whoa! Whoa! No more pretty horses for Luna. She turns into Sam. Through the episode we get to watch two Sam's, one with a sway of the hips because obviously women walk like we have hip implants and one with a need to please furrowed brow. Sam's a fun character and we needed a bit of funny in the show. So thanks to the "Sams" for making me giggle.
Now Hoyt, Hoyt, Hoyt. The moment you said you hated Jessica we knew your crew would do something to remedy the situation. So, of course, they lured her in and kidnapped her shoving a gun into Hoyt's hand and telling him they were going to lock the door until he killed her. Ok, so we all know Hoyt's a softy and as much as Jessica is a hot vamp maybe he should've just done it. I mean, Game of Thrones did it almost every episode. Sometimes our favs have to die. Alas, Hoyt frees her and then tells her "Fuck you".
Alcide has a really awkwardly long sexy time scene with his "second" that made me check my phone for texts. Thank goodness later on we saw him and JD go at it. Fight, I mean. Not have sexy time. Anyway, JD pretty much kicks Alcide's butt and got all weird on his V and wanted to hunt this kid who was a track star. There is a lot of hate for humanity lately in this here show.
Sookie and Jason are still searching for the vamp who killed their parents and decide to do a ripple thing with Claude and his fairy sisters. Sookie gets to see the murder but then becomes the vamp and feels his feelings. It was kinda neat and freaky but when she sees a shimmery thing in the mirror after a shower and squeaks out a lame scream I didn't care anymore. Now I hope "Shimmer Vamp" kills her. I know. I know. She's the star!! Blah blah blah.
Weird scenes. Lafayette is in the car and stops to heal his sewn lips with V. Poof! Jesus is sitting next to him. "Are you real?", Lafayette says. "Doesn't matter", says Jesus. Huh? Then Arlene and Holly as Lafayette to be a medium for the spirit of the lady who cursed Terry and Patrick. For a fee he does it. It was supposed to be fake and just ease Terry's mind about everything but her spirit really comes. She will lift the curse if one of them kills the other. I hope they do it. Seriously, why does no one annoying die in this show?
I was entertained and enjoyed this episode. Keep it up but now let's kill some peeps off. See ya next week!
|FIND YOUR GEEK RATING
out of 10