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Laika
09/10/2010
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Looking for Girls
Age 24 years old
Location Melbourne, FL US
Distance -
Sexual orientation Straight
Here for Dating, relationships, friends, networking, activity partners
Height 6' 1"
Body type Average
Vision Hawk-like
Ethnicity Other
Relationship status Single
fyg:~[Laika]$ ls -la
Interests Anime, cartoons, comics, computers, horror, literature, MMORPGs, movies, music, politics, science, science fiction, trivia, video games
Sense of humor Wacky, cheesy, clever, sarcastic, dark, obscure
Body modifications Tattoos
Education Some college
Has kids No
Wants kids Someday
Work status Full-time
Smoking Sometimes
Drinking Socially
Drugs Legalize it
Religious beliefs I am not religious
Political leanings Viva la revolución!
Pick a saga Back to the Future
Best movie(s) evar If someone says they are a "film buff"...walk away. What I think my top 10 list is in no particular order, know that so many others belong here to be discussed... Bande à Part by Jean-Luc Goddard, Fight Club by David Fincher, The Royal Tenenbaums by Wes Anderson, Children of Men by Alfonso Cuarón, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels by Guy Ritchie, La Haine by Mathieu Kassovitz, Down By Law by Jim Jarmusch, The Fountain by Darren Aronofsky, Amélie by J
Favorite TV show(s) South Park, The Office, Lost, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Jeopardy, Kids in the Hall, Planet Earth, Reno 911, Extras, the Twilight Zone, Dexter, Entourage, Carnivale, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, SNL, Adult Swim shows, etc.
Favorite book(s) Anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Hunter Thompson, Edward Gorey, books on philosophy, politics, The Goosebumps books, Calvin & Hobbes...there isn't enough space for me to list all my favourite books or authors, it's great, hooray for reading right?
Plays with their Xbox 360
Best video game(s) evar Mario 3, the Zelda Series, the Halo Series, COD:4, Metal Gear series, Half Life 2, DoD:S, Rock Band, Earthbound, Chrono Trigger, old point & click Lucas Arts games...etc.
PlayStation Network ID laikacomehome
Xbox 360 Gamertag La1ka
Wii Friend Code 6343 6963 7190 0038
Operating system OS X
Personal website http://www.scrubclubrecords.com
Musical tastes
If they played it, I probably listened to it. Just know that Tom Waits is as close to a god as we're gonna get.

I have special places in my heart for Nerdcore, Post-Rock, Ska,
and Jazz.

Partially belonging on my movie list, Ascenseur pour l'échafaud by Louis Malle, mainly for Miles Davis' incredible and haunting score.
Me in a nutshell
[Insert hilarious and original joke about being stuck in a literal nutshell here ]

I'm half Arab, half Northern Irish, genetically bred to be the perfect terrorist apparently. I was raised on Calvin & Hobbes, it didn't take long for me to grow the same sense of humor. That may or may not be a good thing. I tend to make really stupid jokes...again good or bad, that's your call. I'm the head of promotions and pseudo second in command of Scrub Club Records, the best Nerdcore label on the planet.


I will pretty much read/watch/play anything that has to do with zombies...always.

QuestionableContent and penny-arcade rule your life...just accept it. Also MethMinute.

Few things on this Earth are as insufferable as supposedly witty or ironic slogans on t-shirts, except for the people who pay retarded amounts of money for those shirts. I used to wear a shirt I designed myself that just said IRONIC SLOGAN....if that had ever become popular and somehow become a trend I would have shot myself in the face so fast Budd Dwyer would have been put to shame.

www.ironicfilmsdotcom.com
Production company I try to help my friend run...consider yourself warned. You will probably either not get, or just not like what you see here.

According to the IRC, "Bitches love that Lai." That is all the endorsement I need right there folks.
My geek in a nutshell
Must be able to hold a conversation, I can not stress this enough. I tend to talk at great length about politics, the arts, philosophy...any number of subjects a lot of people find boring, so someone who can put up with that.

Basically looking for a similar person...though while I am typing this
they will be in your base (blanking) your (blank).

Someone who will be able to cope with my musical tastes...getting used to leaving a room while GWAR is playing and coming back in to hear Modest Mouse, before it changes to Miles Davis, and then some bluegrass, and then some swing...you get the picture.
Laika's Statistics
Joined Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:47 pm
Member number 108
Profile views 6,456
Since Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:47 pm
Favorited by 61 members
Forum Statistics
Laika Total posts 1,952
1.97 % of all posts
2.06 posts per day
Rank BOSSFIGHT KING
First post Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:05 pm
Last post Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:08 pm
Most active forum The Round Table
Most active topic What's really on your mind right now?
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http://www.ironicfilmsdotcom.com
http://www.scrubclubrecords.com


lol typology, typology lol...idiocy.

Guess what?



Dual Core - Forever, starring a couple FYGers...



Back when kids shows had balls...

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Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:14 am

HEEEEEEEY Laika.

lie detector
lie detector
08/30/2010 Send Message

Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:14 pm

Haiiiiiiiiii. I'm glad you're back, you have been missed.

Laika
Laika
09/10/2010 Send Message Founding member

Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:10 pm

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ONLINE?!

Freyja
Freyja
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:49 pm

u mad?

Laika
Laika
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Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:37 pm

I just remembered I needed to lovingly troll you.

TCG. NAKED. THINK ABOUT IT.

Freyja
Freyja
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Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:23 pm

YOU BITCH THAT SHITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!

Laika
Laika
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Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:48 pm

<3

Freyja
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Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:58 pm

Girl, bring yoself to Flawda.

Laika
Laika
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Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:10 pm

Only if you promise not to kill me.

Freyja
Freyja
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:05 am

I'm saying I promise, but we both know that only counts for so much.

Laika
Laika
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:37 pm

Oh honeypants, you know how to sweet-talk a girl all right. :lol:

Freyja
Freyja
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:22 pm

MISS YOU, SWEETIE

Ashe
Ashe
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:18 pm

Well aren't you Mr. Popular.

Freyja
Freyja
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:32 pm

It has been said that bitches love that Lai.

Laika
Laika
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:31 pm

Image

Freyja
Freyja
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:34 pm

Oh good, I found the design for my tramp stamp.

Laika
Laika
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:05 pm

And here I thought you were going to go with this instead:

Freyja
Freyja
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:08 pm

Uhh, you KNOW my Twilight piece is going to take up the rest of my back. Bella being DP'd by Edward and Jacob.

Laika
Laika
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:15 pm

Oh, my bad, I forgot. You know what excessive drinking does to my memory. You'll have to remind me, are you getting extra sparkles on Edward or no?

Freyja
Freyja
09/10/2010 Send Message

Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:16 pm

Bejeweled dermal anchors all over him so in the sun he really WILL sparkle :awesome:






Now that I've said it, somewhere in the world someone will get it done.

Laika
Laika
09/10/2010 Send Message Founding member

Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:25 pm

I can't tell if I choked on my drink because that's a horrible thought/mental image, or because you're probably right. And it would be a gay man who does it too, watch.

Freyja
Freyja
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:01 am

oh damn... what's your favorite post-rock band!? or a short list

bbymetal
bbymetal
08/31/2010 Send Message

Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:06 am

Godspeed You! Black Emperor first and foremost...
Explosions in the Sky
Mogwai
Laika
Earth
Sigur Ros
Bark Psychosis
Gastr del Sol
The Western Hold...to name the bands that come to mind right now, there are other greats though.

Laika
Laika
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:11 am

Great list, sir.
Post-rock will always be my favorite genre.

you are super cool in my book now
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:






this amounts to nothing though haha

bbymetal
bbymetal
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:23 am

:D I'd say it must count for something somewhere somehow.

Throw some bands back at me, help expand my horizons.

Laika
Laika
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:29 am

hmmmm

mum, isis, pelican.
i feel like those you probably heard of.
at least mum, i'm sure.

bbymetal
bbymetal
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:34 am

I know Isis and Pelican, I haven't any experience with mum though, I will check them out. These blurbs are a terribly inefficient way of communicating. Fuck captchas.

Laika
Laika
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Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:04 pm

Hmmm, sorry I saw post rock and being the pretentious fecker that I am, I had to throw in my two cents worth.

65daysofstatic
God Is An Astronaut
Cougar
American Dollar
Boards Of Canada
And So I Watch You From Afar..(They're pretty heavy post rock, but fuckin awesomely good.)
Slint
Maybeshewill

That'll do for now. And now I make a gracious exit...(subsequently walking into the wall on my way cause Im drunk)

Flipflip79
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Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:28 pm

Laika
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Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:34 pm

Sup, foo! Your lady friend go home?

Ashe
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Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:25 am

This morning, yessir. Best visit from a girl to NYC yet.

Laika
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Mon May 03, 2010 6:09 pm

HEY MAYN. How yerr doin?

Hea-Chan
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:08 am

Hi Dear,
I hope that this mail will meet you in good health as i am fine here.Well my name is Miss Doris Beka.A young single girl from Africa.I find your profile so admiring,that is why i write you to get acquainted with you. Please write me back with my email address, (dorisbeka@yahoo.co.uk).for more introduction and i will allso send my picture for you
Thanks.
Doris.

Edison
Edison
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Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:21 am

Ah, Miss Beka. Thank you kindly for the pictures you sent to me. I am sorry to hear about your fathers passing, but that is truly good news about the deposit he made into your account before his death. I would be glad to help you get the money out of your country. I have now sent to your email the details of my bank account, and I can't wait until you join me here in America! Write back soon, and best of luck leaving the refugee camp.

Laika
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Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:41 pm

I made it down the coast in 17 hours
Pickin me a bouquet o dogwood flowers

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