Q: What is christianity?

Spoiler: A: It is the belief that a two-
thousand-year-old jewish zombie
can make you live forever if
you symbolically eat his flesh
and telepathically tell him that
you accept him as your master,
so he can remove an evil force
from your soul that is present
in humanity because a rib-woman
was convinced by a talking snake
to eat an apple off a magical
tree in a wonderland.





Spoiler: Kazz says:
no, i'll be wearing my other shorts.. its jsut the ones i ordered have some padding in them.
Ligacheva says:
So you'll be a dinosaur afterwards
Kazz says:
dinosaur?
Ligacheva says:
you'll be a megasorearse
Kazz says:
LMAO


(1:36:29 PM) Gee: ''forty is this many!
(1:36:35 PM) Gee: :-)
(1:36:49 PM) kazz: PROTEIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
(1:36:51 PM) kazz: *dies*
(1:37:22 PM) Gee: ?
(1:37:45 PM) kazz: iunno.
(1:38:15 PM) Gee: No no. You can't die on me now
(1:39:17 PM) kazz: *flip flops around all deathy-dyin' like
(1:39:51 PM) Gee: No! Not yet!
(1:40:18 PM) Gee: I forbid it!
(1:40:50 PM) Gee: By order of the gee monster!
(1:42:28 PM) kazz: *bursts into a million teeny tiny octopi that all suction cup themselves across the room, and off into the sea*
(1:43:14 PM) Gee: :-(
(1:43:23 PM) Laika: XD
(1:43:42 PM) Laika: And so it is that as the Kazz dies, new life springs forth, and the cycle of the cephalopods continues
(1:45:22 PM) kazz: *dances off to the discovery channel with her new findings*
(1:46:40 PM) Laika: You inspire the Jacques Cousteau in me

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on the
ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No
matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still
priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by ...WHO WE ARE.

You are special - don't ever forget it."