Ashe
| Height | 6' 6" |
|---|---|
| Vision | Glasses |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian |
| Body type | Lots to love |
| Body modifications | None |
| Education | Some college |
| Work status | Student |
| Has kids | No |
| Wants kids | Not sure |
| Smoking | Never |
| Drinking | Never |
| Drugs | Legalize it |
| Sense of humor | Wacky, cheesy, clever, sarcastic, dark and obscure |
| Religious beliefs | I am not religious |
| Political leanings | Viva la revolución! |
| Anything else? | I like big breasts and I cannot lie. |
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Chuckles wrote: Even Ashe will someday die.
Like an explosion of sarcasm.
He'd die, and shockwaves would go out, and everyone within a seven mile radius would suddenly feel a cold, sharp stab to their ego, like they said something incredibly stupid, and someone called them out on it.
Tyler Durden wrote: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap.
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Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:07 pm
You never text me either. This too can be remedied.
Jemani
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Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:49 pm
Well I did and told you to do so plenty. =P
Ashe
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Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:02 am
I fucking hate you sometimes, I just want you to know that.
I'm saving my punches for when I see you in July, mother effer.
Also, for some reason my captcha has fucking hearts over the first two letters of the second word. The site hates me now.
Freyja
Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:35 am
YOU LOVE ME AND YOU KNOW IT! Give me something better than period farts and I'll change it.
Ashe
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:17 am
Hello, Asheface darlin'
Ebillan
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:17 pm
Hello hello. Where did your sexy ass disappear to this time? And how are you?
Ashe
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Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:46 pm
Lame. I disappeared to un-sexy art school full of damn hipsters and plaid shirts.
Ebillan
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Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:58 am
That is awful. Come, let us get fleshy-naughty to counter the awful.
Ashe
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Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:30 pm
Hm, I like this plan
Ebillan
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Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:14 pm
Tell me what you like, baby.
Ashe
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:08 am
You were right. Totoro is amazing and I want a catbus.
Freyja
Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:13 am
Of course I was and of course you do.
Ashe
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:23 am
How am I supposed to talk to you on a whim when you aren't on yahoo? =p
I'm going to bed, but I shall talk to you tomorrow. You have been warned. Muhahaha.
Jemani
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:34 am
You were gone when I got done playing Oblivion. And you can always text me and say "get your ass back on yahoo" and I will.
Ashe
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:26 pm
That's true. I was just teasing. I wanted to see how Oblivion was.
Jemani
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:00 pm
Fun so far. Imma start exploring soon.
Ashe
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:59 pm
My cousin made a dead baby joke the other day. I thought of you.
Jemani
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:00 pm
Well, you're about to think of me even more.
Ashe
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Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:03 pm
I was never really gone!
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:36 am
Ohhey, I'm back now
Ebillan
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:58 am
I hope pics of you naked in castles are coming soon.
Ashe
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:41 pm
Of course. What else?
Ebillan
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:05 pm
Obviously, I'll be coming soon too then.
Ashe
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:42 pm
Ebillan
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:46 pm
Oh don't act surprised. =P We both know I'm a perv.
Ashe
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:02 am
I guess I must've forgotten in all the time I've been away
Ebillan
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:10 am
If it makes you feel any better, I honestly don't feel like wanking and was just going through the motions of perviness. I think I'm sick. 
Ashe
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Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:20 am
Oh nuu. Well that sucks.
I'm surprised I didn't get sick while I was gone, actually. The last two days one of the friends we were chilling with had a really nasty cold, and wasn't particularly good at covering their mouth when they coughed.
Ebillan
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Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:13 pm
Eeeew. Shoulda fed them to Nessie.
Ashe
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Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:56 pm
We never went to that part of Scotland.
There were tonnes of sheep, however.
Ebillan
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Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:07 pm
So he was a sheep fucker?
Ashe
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Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:44 am
...
Sure~
Ebillan
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Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:37 am
holy shit. it is your birthday now?
hahahah happy birthday!!!!
bbymetal
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Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:26 pm
*humps profile* Hi!
Bomnie
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Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:30 pm
*humps back* RUN! YOU'VE TRIGGERED SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH!
Ashe
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Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:41 pm
You heartless vermin! To deny me is a crime! You shall burn in the brine of my seed!
Bomnie
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Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:44 pm
*humps your face* I WARNED YOU! BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!
Ashe
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